Poncho:
Please feed regularly. Please keep hydrated. Proper grooming and cleansing suggested to maintain social acceptance. Appropiate amounts of entertainment are required to maintain a level of happiness. Lack of happiness will lead to unwanted results. Please keep at appropriate temperatures, materials are capable of being added to maintain temperature. Sleep is required. Social interaction is highly recommended. Please maintain proper waste facilities.
Do not kick repeatedly. Do not stab, punction, or inject any foreign object into speciman at any time. Do not overfeed. Do not force any excessive amount of liquid into the digestive track. Do not ignore. Do not clean with chemicals. Do not use as coat rack. Do not allow physically aggressive specimen to interact with others. Do not suffocate. Do not allow to swim without proper supervision. Do not freeze.
If for any reason your speciman is unhappy or lacks the affection you are desiring please contact shipping and a new speciman will be happily sent. If for any reason your speciman becomes unruley and begins to talk back, inject the supplied five vials immediately. If for any reason your speciman begins to produce more speciman please contact humanity control. For any other questions please contact your local human supplier.
-Evad
Monday, December 05, 2005
Just Lucky
Poncho:
It is the moments of our deepest and darkest despairs, that comfort will find us in forms that could have never of been foreseen. It will awaken the mind, it will release a forgotten time, it will prove to be nothing mere than life changing. My time has passed me by far more rapidily than one would like. I felt my life crumbling through my hands, my flame was flickering. It was slowly fading away but fate seemed to have other plans.
I told myself not to, I would only be inflicting more pain from my wound of sorrows if I proceeded with my idea. I refrained, I remained, I trembled. Then at my lowest moment, when the pain was about to take that last breath from my flame, a sound of an angel plucked me from the mostrous grip of my own self pity. The very thing that I believed would cause my final demise, had truely proven to be the hidden beauty.
Green as the color of life, I have seen a vision that only a few fortunate souls have had the oppurtunity to behold. As much as I do desire, I understand that greed will slowly consume my comfort that has been so preciously placed upon my doorstep. I must act in a very intelligent form if I do want to be truely happy. For now I can only hope, let there be those eyes, smiles and those ever so delicate mannerisms.
-Evad
It is the moments of our deepest and darkest despairs, that comfort will find us in forms that could have never of been foreseen. It will awaken the mind, it will release a forgotten time, it will prove to be nothing mere than life changing. My time has passed me by far more rapidily than one would like. I felt my life crumbling through my hands, my flame was flickering. It was slowly fading away but fate seemed to have other plans.
I told myself not to, I would only be inflicting more pain from my wound of sorrows if I proceeded with my idea. I refrained, I remained, I trembled. Then at my lowest moment, when the pain was about to take that last breath from my flame, a sound of an angel plucked me from the mostrous grip of my own self pity. The very thing that I believed would cause my final demise, had truely proven to be the hidden beauty.
Green as the color of life, I have seen a vision that only a few fortunate souls have had the oppurtunity to behold. As much as I do desire, I understand that greed will slowly consume my comfort that has been so preciously placed upon my doorstep. I must act in a very intelligent form if I do want to be truely happy. For now I can only hope, let there be those eyes, smiles and those ever so delicate mannerisms.
-Evad
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